THE STALK: This planet is trickier than I thought. I could use a partner.
THE WILL: Actually, maybe it’d be best if you and I just kept our distance.
(Source: sexualsportswear)
Ocean of Fear
“In the dark recesses of the mind, a disease known as FEAR feasts upon the souls of those who cannot overcome its power…”
-Pat Mchale
(Source: sexualsportswear)
FINN (telepathically): Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant— Hear me!
APTWE (telepathically): Finn the Human! Are you worthy to command me?
FINN (telepathically): You know I am…because you’re psychic!
(Source: sexualsportswear)
Greetings, Finn. Hey…Marceline.
(Source: sexualsportswear)
I have to admit — you did a really great job taking care of them while that bacon grew back!
(Source: sexualsportswear)
Adventure Time #3 alternative covers
(Source: sexualsportswear)
I’m fine, it’s just…jetlag.
(Source: sexualsportswear)
Come on, what else have you got going? If it works, great; if it fails, you can write a song about it like “Layla”.
(Source: sexualsportswear)
Grow up, PC.
(Source: sexualsportswear)
